Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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