I bet he comes in French.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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