so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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