what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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