i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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