i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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