Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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