they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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