At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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