Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Randomize
