There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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