So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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