1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
