I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
