I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize