Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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