ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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