she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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