Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
