I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I fill condoms, not promises.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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