you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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