Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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