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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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