Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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