well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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