what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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