Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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