she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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