And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
