Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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