I am in a vortex of obligation.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
