STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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