She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
if only i could text you this smell
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
