so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
im on a boat
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