One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Need sex. Gaining weight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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