Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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