did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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