We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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