My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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