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  can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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  wasted?

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  im pocohantasssss

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• dude, pocahontas is the shit!

  Submitted by chanchan78 on Feb 9, 10 at 5:02pm

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• McNulty...that you???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:41am

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• ...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland. That's like, normal behavior. I live in Maryland.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:12pm

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  • me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day

    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55pm

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• 443<33333

  Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Aug 4, 10 at 1:07am

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• this is my friend that said this shes hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42pm

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• I just cried of laughter!

  Submitted by sammy2123 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:09pm

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• haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:26pm

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• 8:00 To the blue corn moon?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:24pm

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• response: ...High???

  Submitted by fuck_vampires on Jul 10, 10 at 8:58pm

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• looooovvvvvveeeee it :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:16pm

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• im actually wondering if this is my friend...

  Submitted by fail_text14 on Aug 12, 10 at 3:13am

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• Possibly my favorite text ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:19pm

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• Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:27pm

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• haha, i can imagine that outloud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:28am

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• I love this text. lmfao.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:03am

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• Have you ever heard the wolf cry...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:00pm

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• lmaoooo, thats awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:54pm

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• i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:43pm

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• OMG...glad to be living in maryland

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:22am

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• this made me laugh SO HARD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:00pm

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• and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:37am

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• People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:08am

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• didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:34pm

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• Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:02am

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• haha that is awesome!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:11pm

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• that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:43pm

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  • that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.

    Submitted by KayteeSue on Feb 1, 12 at 12:38pm

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• HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:47pm

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• He'll yea MD baby!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:51pm

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• i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:17am

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• Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:54am

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• this is great. i have to meet this guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:01pm

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• gotta love maryland :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:27pm

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• agreed with anonymous

  Submitted by saa5star on Aug 25, 10 at 8:29am

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• i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:16pm

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• im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)

  Submitted by FlipFlopGirl on Apr 7, 10 at 3:16am

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• oh how i love bmore this is the best thing ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:12am

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• This made my fucking day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:54pm

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• WOOOOO 410 never disappoints me. Go MA.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:18am

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• holly cardwell said this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:40pm

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• Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:58pm

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• this is seriously the best text ever!!! it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:19pm

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• So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:08am

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• dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:35am

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• I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:17pm

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• U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind

  Submitted by Tetras on Jun 15, 10 at 5:24pm

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• MD straight reppin bmore style

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:41am

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• Bhahaha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 10 at 10:25pm

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• baltimoooorrreee!!!!

  Submitted by drunkcrunk on Jan 26, 12 at 5:48pm

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• No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!

  Submitted by SexyGrl_luvs_u on Mar 28, 10 at 11:32pm

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• This is possibly the best Disney text lol

  Submitted by Illuminance on Jul 15, 10 at 2:56pm

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• god, this is the funniest shit ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:23pm

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• god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:23am

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• How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:23am

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• lalalalala drunkk texts i love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:15pm

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• I was just singing this at work tonight lol

  Submitted by pepsikid999 on May 16, 10 at 7:55am

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• almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"

  Submitted by pv2doak on Mar 4, 10 at 5:19am

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• i wish i was pocchahontas.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:29pm

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• I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:50pm

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• i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.

  Submitted by she on May 22, 11 at 10:38pm

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• Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!

  Submitted by gunman00001 on Aug 29, 10 at 10:38pm

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• One of the worst tfln ever!!!

  Submitted by brandohhhh on May 18, 10 at 9:49pm

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• LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.

  Submitted by beautifulytoxic on May 18, 10 at 4:58pm

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  • its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too

    Submitted by laynuhbugxo on Jun 2, 11 at 10:35pm

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    • mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.

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• Maryland.

  Submitted by jawsshark on Jun 29, 10 at 9:36pm

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• ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:26pm

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• so this text pretty much just made my life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:19pm

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• hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:17am

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• fuck yeah im famous, wooo.

  Submitted by laynuhbugxo on Jun 2, 11 at 10:16pm

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• Haha WTF

  Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:29am

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• not wasted... BLOWNNNN

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:01pm

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• so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:17pm

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• Haha....that's sum funny shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:08pm

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• Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:14am

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• lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county

  Submitted by kelmead93 on Mar 21, 10 at 9:30pm

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• I think I am in love.

  Submitted by lalalwoosh on Jul 22, 10 at 1:23am

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• im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)

  Submitted by FlipFlopGirl on Apr 7, 10 at 3:20am

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• yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:09am

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• Go 410

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:01pm

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• this is not wasted, this is high as balls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am

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• Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:12am

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• MD is the fucking greatest.

  Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 15, 10 at 12:00am

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• hahahahahahahahahhahah :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:32am

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• hahahhhh i love baltimore:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:08pm

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• represent, eastern shore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:28am

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• Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:24pm

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• almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend. only in baltimore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:30pm

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• hahahaha best text EVER

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:35pm

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• keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:47pm

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• That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:04am

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• Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:17am

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• Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO

  Submitted by Youngblood101 on Jun 23, 11 at 10:52pm

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• classy classy maryland!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:51pm

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• really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:14pm

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• reppin the 410 love it

  Submitted by jibberishtexts16 on Dec 28, 11 at 9:55pm

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• this just sounds fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:33pm

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• Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:41pm

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• warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit

  Submitted by smithkah24 on Apr 8, 11 at 2:48pm

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• This Fucking Lameass Night Was Not Fun

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:32pm

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• OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!

  Submitted by LooneyLuna11 on Feb 16, 10 at 4:53pm

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• HAHAHA! Best. Text. EVER.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:21am

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• my day has oficially been made.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:04pm

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• You sure are

  Submitted by Jumperman on Aug 24, 11 at 4:45pm

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• Awesome night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:51am

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• Hahahhaahaaha I love u!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:12pm

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• Pocohontas acid=win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:12am

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• Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?

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