Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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