As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
nutella sex= disaster
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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