In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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