On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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