that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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