so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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