As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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