I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
