why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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