You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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