I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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