I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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