I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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