hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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