So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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