once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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