People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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