My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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